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Offline dopamine

The Collection
« on: Fri 13 Nov 2009 06:31:43 »
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kevin Rudd.

They're asking for a $30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to

douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car,

taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
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"About a litre."
It's only the depth that varies......
 

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Re: The Collection
« Reply #1 on: Fri 13 Nov 2009 06:32:40 »
Boom Boom  :laugh:
 

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Re: The Collection
« Reply #2 on: Sat 14 Nov 2009 18:40:46 »
Good one LOL.
But surely we can fit Nathan Rees in there too...

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Re: The Collection
« Reply #3 on: Fri 20 Nov 2009 15:34:26 »

But surely we can fit Nathan Rees in there too...


I think even the terrorists have standards .....