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Title: The Collection
Post by: dopamine on Fri 13 Nov 2009 06:31:43

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

Terrorists have kidnapped John Howard, Peter Costello, and Kevin Rudd.

They're asking for a $30 million ransom, otherwise they're going to

douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car,

taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
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"About a litre."

Title: Re: The Collection
Post by: Vtroll on Fri 13 Nov 2009 06:32:40

Boom Boom  :laugh:

Title: Re: The Collection
Post by: Rosie125 on Sat 14 Nov 2009 18:40:46

Good one LOL.
But surely we can fit Nathan Rees in there too...

Title: Re: The Collection
Post by: Vtroll on Fri 20 Nov 2009 15:34:26

Quote from: Rosie125 on Sat 14 Nov 2009 18:40:46

But surely we can fit Nathan Rees in there too...

I think even the terrorists have standards .....