Author Topic: It pays to know German (Read 208 times)

NiteOwl · « **on:** July 05, 2010, 01:48:23 AM »

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"

	« previous next » Print Pages: 1 Go Down Author Topic: It pays to know German (Read 208 times) NiteOwl VIP - Owl's Nest Owner Rock Addict Posts: 484 Karma: 54 It pays to know German « on: July 05, 2010, 01:48:23 AM » An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!" The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!" The Amish Farmer shouts back in English: "Use two hands, you'll get more!" Logged A word to the wize aint necessary ... its the stupid ones that need the advice! Bill Cosby Print Pages: 1 Go Up « previous next »
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Author Topic: It pays to know German (Read 208 times)

NiteOwl

It pays to know German