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CHINESE SICK LEAVE
« on: Thu 26 Feb 2009 18:59:52 »
CHINESE SICK LEAVE 

'I NO COME WORK TODAY'!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come
work today,  I really sick,  Got headache, stomach
ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today.  When I feel like this, I go to
my wife and tell her to give me sex.  That makes
everything better and I go to work.  You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you
say and I feel great.  I be at work soon ....... You
got nice house
 

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Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE
« Reply #1 on: Fri 27 Feb 2009 03:23:27 »
 :D hahahaha
 

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Re: CHINESE SICK LEAVE
« Reply #2 on: Fri 06 Mar 2009 20:40:12 »
Hey, that's good!
Passing this one on. Thanks

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