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Offline deutros

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How a marriage works all men should read this.
« on: Fri 27 Jun 2008 00:37:20 »



A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies .

So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'

'Where are you going, coochy cooh?' asked the wife.

'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I' m going to have a beer.'

The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'

She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses...'


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,


'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know...there's swearing, d irty words and all that...'


'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going anywhere! Got it, A$$hole?'


........and, they lived happily ever after.


Now, isn't that a sweet story
 
 

Offline gav52

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Re: How a marriage works all men should read this.
« Reply #1 on: Fri 27 Jun 2008 03:44:52 »
How sweet
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Offline Beergut

Re: How a marriage works all men should read this.
« Reply #2 on: Fri 27 Jun 2008 04:14:23 »
And isn't it the truth!


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Offline Jaylee

Re: How a marriage works all men should read this.
« Reply #3 on: Sun 29 Jun 2008 18:05:16 »
Definately not the way it works in all households.

My daughter loves to shop on ebay without hubby looking over her shoulder, so it is reversed.

As in "Hun would you like  to go down to the club tonight for a few beers? i can take you down and pick you up later if you want " ....  ;D ;D ;D