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Offline gav52

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Windshield Bug
« on: Wed 18 Jun 2008 23:00:54 »
Windshield Bug                                                             
                                                                           
A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his           
infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and cut the man's penis   
off and tossed it out the window.                                         
                                                                           
Driving behind the couple was a man and his 8-year-old daughter. The girl 
was chatting away to her father when all of a sudden the penis splattered 
into their car windshield, stuck for a  moment, then disappeared  over the
roof.                                                                     
                                                                           
Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what was that?'         
                                                                           
Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at   
such a young age, the father replied, 'It....it was only a bug, Honey.'   
                                                                           
The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment     
said..................                                                     
                                                                           
'Had a big dick, didn't it?'                                       
I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
 

chill

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Re: Windshield Bug
« Reply #1 on: Sat 12 Jul 2008 21:11:25 »
A cracker :D