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« on: Thu 03 Jan 2013 04:22:08 »
  A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn some

extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy

woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood.

          She went to the front door of the first house and asked the

owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.


         "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch" he

said. "How much will you charge me?"


         Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"


         The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes and

everything she would need were in the garage.


         The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
 husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the



         "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.


         The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to

believe all those dumb blonde jokes."


         A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.


         "You're finished already??" the startled husband asked.


         "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over

so I gave it two coats."


         Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and

handed it to her along with a $10 tip.


         "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a

Porch, it's a BMW."