A Woman's Poem 
He didn't like the casserole,
 And he didn't like my cake.
 He said my biscuits were too hard...
 Not like his mother used to make.
 I didn't perk the coffee right,
 He didn't like the stew.
 I didn't mend his socks,
 The way his mother used to do.
 I pondered for an answer,
 I was looking for a clue.
 Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him... 
Like his mother used to do.