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2010's Christmas Joke
« on: Thu 02 Dec 2010 15:57:12 »
2010's Christmas Joke 


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season" Saint Peter said,  "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The Scot fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.

The Englishman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and  finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Christmas Season


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Re: 2010's Christmas Joke
« Reply #1 on: Fri 10 Dec 2010 01:48:04 »
Ha ha ha bewdy!!
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

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