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Offline that70sguy

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the peanut and the ear
« on: Mon 18 Oct 2010 09:36:03 »
One evening, a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd
toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle
of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to
answer her, a peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the
peanut out, but only succeeded in pushing it deeper into his ear. He
called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying to remove
the peanut, they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.
As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with
her date.
After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he
could get the peanut out.
The young man told the father to sit down. The young man then shoved
two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the
blew, the peanut flew out, and everyone was pleased.
The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter took him
into the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone, the mother
turned to the father, exclaiming, "That was wonderful! Isn't he
intelligent? What do you think he'll be when he grows older?!"
The father replies, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law!"
But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky