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Offline that70sguy

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how to get away with coming home drunk
« on: Mon 18 Oct 2010 09:35:05 »
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says,"You know, I don't know what else to
do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house. I
sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed
and my wife STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!

His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong
approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw
my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
sound asleep!!
But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky