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Offline that70sguy

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the train ride
« on: Mon 18 Oct 2010 09:31:02 »
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi
guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a very attractive
blonde Swiss girl. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the
tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.
The old lady thinks:
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his
cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The Kiwi thinks:
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to
slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Australian thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again
But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky