Author Topic: Drunks and the sausage  (Read 3242 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline that70sguy

  • VIP
  • ***
  • Posts: 16
  • Karma: 1
Drunks and the sausage
« on: Mon 18 Oct 2010 09:26:43 »
Two drunks are pondering what they should do with their last $2. One gets an idea. he walks into a butcher shop and buys a sausage.
the second drunk is outraged. " I've got a plan" says the first drunk.
They walk into a pub and order 2 pints. After downing them the second drunk says "Great, now how are we going to pay for them?"
The first drunk pops the sausage out of his fly and tells the second drunk to start "playing" with it.
The publican promptly throws the pair out onto the street.
After about the tenth bar the second drunk says 'Lets have a rest, mate. My Knees are killing me."
"Well," says the first drunk "how do you think I feel, I lost the sausage 6 pubs ago"!!!
But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky