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Offline that70sguy

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Guts and Balls
« on: Mon 18 Oct 2010 09:21:34 »
there is a difference between the two and here is why

GUTS -is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:"Are you still cleaning,or are you flying some where?"

BALLS -is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
But I used to rock and roll all night and party every day, then it was every other day.  Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky