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Offline gav52

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Nothing going right?
« on: Mon 02 Aug 2010 00:54:03 »
Nothing going right?

A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it
downin one swig.

"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little
guy bursts into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t
standto see a man crying."

 "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.

" I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any
 insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in
 bed with the milk man and then my dog bit me.

 "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all .
 
I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the
poison dissolve; a smart ass like you shows up and drinks the whole
bloody lot.
I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.