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It pays to know German
« on: Mon 05 Jul 2010 09:18:23 »
An  Amish  Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The  Amish Farmer shouts:  "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!"

Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!"

The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"

The  Amish Farmer shouts back in English:

"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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