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Offline donlau

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Tiger
« on: Sun 20 Jun 2010 06:03:13 »
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
After winning just about everything, Tiger has finally lost his drive!
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
Confucius say, “Cheetah Down Under puts Tiger in deep Woods.”
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
He may be a Tiger in the woods, but is a cub who is clubbed at home.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
Q: What club did Elin use to “rescue” her husband? A: A bitching wedge.
Seen the latest Chinese movie about Tiger Wood's crash, called “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger”?
This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards.
This year's adult pantomime: “Woods in the Babes.”
Tiger aced the hole on the 2nd.
Tiger would have done much better by hitting a birdie.
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
Tiger's new nickname 'Cheetah' is still in the cat family.
Triple-Bogey for Tiger Woods: “I Love You!”, “I Love You!”, and “I Love You!”
Q: What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? A: They're both clubbed by Norwegians.
Q: What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? A: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Q: What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? A: They went clubbing.