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Offline deutros

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Prime Minister Rudd meets the Queen
« on: Wed 07 Oct 2009 19:40:24 »
At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, Kevin Rudd turned to the
Queen and said:

As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great country
is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Rudd, but to be a Kingdom, you have to
have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

Kevin Rudd thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a
Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Rudd."

Rudd thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again, Mr.
Rudd, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you
are not an Emperor."

Before Rudd could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're
doing quite nicely as a Country."
 

Offline kilbey

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Re: Prime Minister Rudd meets the Queen
« Reply #1 on: Wed 07 Oct 2009 22:36:23 »
Perhaps Ruddy would prefer to be the emporer of far-away China, as in FAR CHINA ::) ::).

Yes, I know, GROAN... Not as neat and not as funny, but thought it continued the theme just a bit.
 

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Re: Prime Minister Rudd meets the Queen
« Reply #2 on: Wed 14 Oct 2009 02:42:54 »