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Two Blonde Genies
« on: Tue 01 Sep 2009 16:57:01 »
 A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand.
 He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
 Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three  wishes.
 The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.

 The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion,  surrounded by 20 beautiful women.
 After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous house.
 Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,he looks down and the floor is covered in $100
 Then, there's a knock at the door.
 He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan
 outfits.. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang
 him by the neck  until he's dead..
 As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods. It's the two blonde genies.
 One blonde genie says to the other one, 'I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women  in a big  mansion to make love to.
 I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
 But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me.'