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broonster

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Dear Technical Support
« on: Wed 29 Jul 2009 07:09:14 »
I NEED HELP! - ???:
PROGRAM PROBLEMS:
I promise i was just doing  some routine maintenance :( trying to erase some
personal private info. :(
the bottom line is . dear sir/madam
Last year i upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program involved unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected.

I can't seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall does not work on 1.0. Please Help!
Thanks,
A troubled user.
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Dear Troubled user:

This is a very common problem. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
thinking that this is just a utilities and
entertainment program.
Understand, Wife 1.0 is an
operating system and is designed to run
everything.
It is impossible to delete
wife 1.0 or to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
it is impossible to uninstall or purge the
program files from the system once installed.

You can not go back to girlfriend 7.0
because wife 1.0 is designed to not
allow this.
Look in your wife 1.0
manual under "Warnings: alimony/child support".

I recommend that you keep wife 1.0 and
I suggest you work on improving the situation.

Installing the background application
"yes dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
is probably the best course of action.
Also  entering the command
C:\APOLOGIZE\Wife 1.0
is not a bad idea either , but it tends
to be very high maintenance. It comes with
several support programs such as
clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook it 1.5 and do bills 4.2.
Be very careful how to use these programs
Improper use will cause the system to launch
the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of
wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend flowers 2.1 and diamonds 5.0.
WARNING: Do not under any circunstantes, install
 Secretary with short skirt 3.3. This application
 is not supported by wife 1.0 and will cause
 irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Technical Support.


PS: I have Wife 1.0 and I think I'm going to have
to reformat, I tried to install Mistress PRO
but I can't find the crack... :angel: