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BROONSTER'S LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
« on: Wed 29 Jul 2009 06:24:37 »
 >:( bugger Murphy..
 :D broonster's Law :D is way more relevant for today's
modern lifestyle.. ::)

broonster's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated
with grease, your nose will begin
to itch and you'll have to piss.

broonster's  Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll
to the least accessible corner.

broonster's  Law of centrelink
no matter how righteous your claim
some bitch will throw a 649a form at you.

broonster's  Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the
stupidity of your act.

broonster's Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you
never get a busy signal and some dufus
always answers.

broonster's Law of Variation..
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
 the one you were in will always move
faster than the one you are in now
(works every time).

broonster's Law of Close Encounters ..
The probability of meeting someone you
know increases dramatically when you
are with someone you don't want to be
seen with.

broonster's Law of the Result ..
When you try to prove to someone that
a machine won't work, it will.

broonster's Law of  Bio mechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

Broonster's Law of the Theatre
At any event, the people whose seats
are furthest from the aisle always arrive last.


Broonster's Law of Physical Surfaces ..
The chances of an open-faced
vegemite sandwich
landing face down on a floor are
directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet/lino

Broonster's Law of Logical Argument .
Anything is possible if you don't know
what you are talking about.

Broonster's Law of Commercial Marketing
As soon as you find a product that you really,really
like, they will stop making it.

AND FINALLY -
broonster's law on everything, just when you think
your life is peachy , someone goes and bricks the install.. :'(











 

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Re: BROONSTER'S LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY
« Reply #1 on: Wed 29 Jul 2009 18:23:07 »
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Almost bordering Einstein's theory .....