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Offline Forrykook

Spoonerisms
« on: Tue 07 Jul 2009 19:56:16 »
Q) What is the difference between a circus troupe and a line-up of blondes?

A) One has an array of cunning stunts.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
 

Offline Forrykook

Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #1 on: Tue 07 Jul 2009 19:57:48 »
Q) What's the difference between a nun and a sheila in the bath?

A) One has a soul full of hope.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
 

Offline Dr Keats

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Re: Spoonerisms
« Reply #2 on: Wed 08 Jul 2009 01:31:21 »
One of my favourite books is "Friar Tuck". Although I also like "A Tale Of Two Cities"...

Not forgetting Kenny Everett's character "Cupid Stunt"...
If ignorance is bliss, how come I ain't smilin'?