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Offline gav52

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Siamese twins
« on: Wed 11 Feb 2009 19:18:56 »

Siamese twins walk into a pub in Brisbane and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us, we're Joined at the hip. I'm Joe, he's Jim, we'll have two XXXX Draught beers please'

The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make Polite conversation while pouring the beers.

'Been on holiday yet, boys?'

'Off to America next month,' says Joe. 'We go to the States Every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'

Jim agrees.

'Ah, America , 'says the barman.' Wonderful country...
The history, the beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that US crap,' says Joe.

'Meat Pies & XXXX beer,' that's us, hey Jim?

'We can't stand the Yanks - they're arrogant, rude & egotistical.'

'So why keep going to America ?' asks the barman.

Joe replies, 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

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Re: Siamese twins
« Reply #1 on: Wed 11 Feb 2009 21:04:59 »
good one