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Offline Hector McFreckle

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There once was a man from Australia...
« on: Sat 24 Jan 2009 21:24:00 »
There once was a man from Australia
Who's limericks were a bit of a failure
He'd be doing fine
Until the fifth line
But then... urm... damn
Eat your peas !! :)
 

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Re: There once was a man from Australia...
« Reply #1 on: Sun 25 Jan 2009 18:30:33 »
 :D  hahaha
 

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Re: There once was a man from Australia...
« Reply #2 on: Sun 25 Jan 2009 23:49:05 »
Reminds me of...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.