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Offline Hector McFreckle

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Cleaning the toilet bowl
« on: Thu 13 Nov 2008 14:08:42 »
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put seat and lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the seat and lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,

The Dog



Eat your peas !! :)
 

Offline Jaylee

Re: Cleaning the toilet bowl
« Reply #1 on: Thu 13 Nov 2008 19:22:52 »
I don't believe a dog wrote that joke, dogs are not that evil ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
 

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Re: Cleaning the toilet bowl
« Reply #2 on: Mon 24 Nov 2008 03:45:58 »
My dog laughs like that!!