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Offline gav52

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New lyrics for Beatles Song
« on: Sun 21 Sep 2008 06:55:30 »


New lyrics for Beatles Song

All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday.....

There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

The need for back-ups seemed so far away
I knew my data was all here to stay
Now I believe in yesterday

LET IT BE - By : Beatles

When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried
Write in C

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you will be glad to Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
BASIC's not the answer
Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

IMAGINE by : John Lennon

Imagine there's no Windows
It's easy if you try
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never ending hard disks
t isn't hard to do
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again

Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.....
I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Offline Dr Keats

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Re: New lyrics for Beatles Song
« Reply #1 on: Fri 26 Sep 2008 01:06:27 »
There's less Beatles every year...

Rumour is that Mark Chapman's being secretly released soon - warden's gonna give him a gun, a picture of McCartney, and say "Get the right one this time, a-hole"...

Naughty me, on-air just after George died - "What's John Lennon getting for Christmas this year? George Harrison"... Tsk....
If ignorance is bliss, how come I ain't smilin'?