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Offline Jaylee

A Pay Rise
« on: Tue 29 Jul 2008 18:20:35 »
Pay Raise

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay
increase?"

Maria answered, "Well Seņora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.
The first is that I iron better than you."

The wife said, "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria said, "Your husband said so."

Wife: "Oh?"

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: "Oh?"

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Seņora, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE!