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Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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« Last Edit: Tue 29 Jul 2008 17:35:55 by Beergut »
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Re: Failures
« Reply #5 on: Mon 04 Aug 2008 14:11:43 »
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Re: Failures
« Reply #6 on: Wed 27 Aug 2008 05:00:46 »
The Answer is NOT always C
by Jeff Rosenberg

Check out this exam my friend took the other week.
100 question True/False Communications Final



His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True)and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
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Re: Failures
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« Last Edit: Sat 04 Oct 2008 04:59:08 by Hector McFreckle »
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Re: Failures
« Reply #8 on: Sat 04 Oct 2008 04:44:58 »
Poetic justice  ;D

What a dickhead.

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Re: Failures
« Reply #9 on: Sat 04 Oct 2008 04:59:03 »
Hector, the amount of effort you've put into this post; not to mention the amount of time it now takes me to open the post due to the sheer volume of pictures etc: I think you deserve at least one karma point!



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Re: Failures
« Reply #10 on: Sat 04 Oct 2008 05:01:52 »
Thanks Beergut, it's amazing what you can find on this 'internet thing' !!  ;D
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Re: Failures
« Reply #11 on: Sat 04 Oct 2008 05:03:28 »
Geez mate! Even when I got the thing cached, it still takes 40 seconds to load!

But what a heap of laughs in there....


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Re: Failures
« Reply #12 on: Sat 04 Oct 2008 13:04:09 »
Seen in my travels...

The WRONG car to bingle with:


Daewoo vs pole:


Nova - "Sounds Different". Now you know why...




Over-prepared:


Bad spelling buthers me...


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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
« Reply #16 on: Wed 15 Oct 2008 20:31:18 »
How bad did you say your job was?

When getting a job is a failure in itself....



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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
« Reply #18 on: Tue 21 Oct 2008 05:40:40 »







Bird fail !!




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Re: Failures
« Reply #19 on: Thu 23 Oct 2008 19:30:24 »
Kel, that's a great set you've got - good karma to you!
 

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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
« Reply #21 on: Sun 14 Dec 2008 19:29:03 »
<a href="http://[url=http://www.yagoo.ro/uploads/ijbtovdkzsmcm3ps.flv]http://www.yagoo.ro/uploads/ijbtovdkzsmcm3ps.flv[/url]" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://[url=http://www.yagoo.ro/uploads/ijbtovdkzsmcm3ps.flv]http://www.yagoo.ro/uploads/ijbtovdkzsmcm3ps.flv[/url]</a>

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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
« Reply #24 on: Fri 16 Jan 2009 05:53:14 »
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
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Re: Failures
« Reply #27 on: Mon 11 Jan 2010 20:07:24 »
price plus tax & cry  :D
so ner....  :P
 

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Re: Failures
« Reply #29 on: Wed 10 Feb 2010 23:26:10 »
Oh man, those are great!
Lost track of how much time I spent looking at them.
BTW, little Tyler, I feel your pain LOL
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