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Offline Forrykook

Three Logicians
« on: Sat 18 Jul 2020 02:14:09 »
Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says "Do all you guys want a drink?"
First logician answers "I don't know"
Second logician answers "I Don't know"
Third one answers, "Yes".
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.

Offline Ratso

Re: Three Logicians
« Reply #1 on: Sat 18 Jul 2020 17:28:01 »
A little like this one.

Three statisticians go duck shooting. The first shoots, but is a foot too high, the second a foot too low.

"Got him" yells the third.

I'll go quietly...