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Job Interview
« on: Tue 04 Jun 2019 18:00:29 »
A man goes to the Council to apply for a job
 The interviewer asks him, ''Are you allergic to anything?''
 He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.''
 ''OK, have you ever been in the military service?''
 he says, ''l was in Iraq for one tour.'' The interviewer says, ''That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'' The interviewer then asks, ''Are you disabled in any way?''
 The man says, ''Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.''
 The interviewer grimaces and then says, ''Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m. every day."
 The man is puzzled and asks, ''If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10?"
 ''This is a government job," the interviewer says. ''For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."
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