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Subject: Is this you
« on: Tue 19 Mar 2019 07:39:17 »
This one was sent to me by our own John G. thought it was funny enough to post here thanks Dr. John. Subject: Is this you

 

 

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Maryland and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach, Florida, to play golf and catch up with each other.

 

At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.

"Where do you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why Hooters?"

"They have those broads with the big racks, the tight shorts and the gorgeous legs."

"You're on!"

 

At age42, they meet and play golf again.

"Where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Again? . . . Why?"

"They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games."

 "Oh, OK!"

 

At age 52 they meet and play again. "So where you wanna go for lunch?"

"Hooters.

"Why for the love of God?"

"The food is pretty good and there's plenty of parking."

"OK."

 

At age 62 they meet again.

After a round of golf, one says "Where you wanna go?"

"Hooters."

"Why, we went there last year and the previous years?"

"Wings are half price and the food isn't too spicy."

"Good choice"

 

At age72 they meet again.

Once again, after a round of golf, one says "Where shall we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why? Isn't there somewhere else we could go?"

"They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door and they have senior discounts."

"Beauty! Great choice."

 

At age 82 they meet and play again. "Where should we go for lunch?"

"Hooters."

"Why?"

"Because we've never been there before."

"Okay, sounds like a good idea.”

 
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Offline terryh

Re: Subject: Is this you
« Reply #1 on: Fri 03 May 2019 17:05:25 »
I think I'm starting to relate to this mate.
 

Offline Beergut

Re: Subject: Is this you
« Reply #2 on: Fri 03 May 2019 22:50:25 »
I read it all the way through, but I couldn't remember how it started....


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Offline RAM

Re: Subject: Is this you
« Reply #3 on: Sat 04 May 2019 02:39:35 »
 :shit: what's a hooter?  :help:
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