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Offline Marble

A bloke is run over
« on: Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:26:57 »
A bloke is run over and as he lays injured in the street the cop asks him if he got a look at the car or driver.
He tells him that it was all over so quickly, no he didn't, but he knows that it was his ex wife.
The cop asks him how he can be so sure.
"I'd know that laugh anywhere" he says.
My memory is perfect. I don't remember the last time I forgot something.
 
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Re: A bloke is run over
« Reply #1 on: Tue 04 Sep 2018 21:53:49 »
So true  :hahaha:
 

Offline Traux

Re: A bloke is run over
« Reply #2 on: Sun 10 Mar 2019 05:42:00 »
We need more ex-wives jokes in this world. haha
 
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Re: A bloke is run over
« Reply #3 on: Fri 05 Apr 2024 03:55:24 »
A bloke just got brand new sausage stuffer and is run over and as he lays injured in the street the cop asks him if he got a look at the car or driver.
He tells him that it was all over so quickly, no he didn't, but he knows that it was his ex wife.
The cop asks him how he can be so sure.
"I'd know that laugh anywhere" he says.

We need more ex-wives jokes in this world. haha