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Title: Two Elderly Men
Post by: Jaylee on Thu 06 May 2010 23:27:56
I  don't normally post jokes  but this one made me giggle, so i just had to share it.

Two elderly men get drunk and decide to go to a brothel, the madam seeing the state they are in, tells a girl to blow up 2 dolls saying that they wont notice the difference,

Afterwards while walking home one man says to the other,"I think my girl was dead she never made a sound or moved", the other guy says "Well i think mine was a witch",

"Why on earth would you think that " said the other , he replied "Well!! i bit her on the neck, then she farted and flew out the window".

Title: Re: Two Elderly Men
Post by: WonderWoman on Wed 09 Jun 2010 04:04:39
lol  :)