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Title: Alcohol warninglabels
Post by: screamin on Tue 24 Nov 2009 00:30:08
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's Suggestion that the following warninglabels be placed immediately on all Varieties of alcohol containers:

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
Retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your Ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
Title: Re: Alcohol warninglabels
Post by: Vtroll on Tue 24 Nov 2009 07:17:26
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WARNING: Excessive consumption of alcohol may incite you to never drink that amount of
alcohol ever again

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Title: Re: Alcohol warninglabels
Post by: Rosie125 on Wed 25 Nov 2009 05:38:41
Quote from: Vtroll on Tue 24 Nov 2009 07:17:26
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WARNING: Excessive consumption of alcohol may incite you to never drink that amount of
alcohol ever again

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Until later that day... :D