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Title: but she poured a good beer!
Post by: Hector McFreckle on Thu 29 Jan 2009 05:46:56

(http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/9318/deloresse5.jpg)

Title: Re: but she poured a good beer!
Post by: deutros on Thu 29 Jan 2009 14:38:56

gees don't hold back if you got something to say

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Post by: Vtroll on Thu 29 Jan 2009 19:21:58

 :D O-bitch-arary

 ??? But did she pour a good beer? ......

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Post by: motcher76 on Thu 29 Jan 2009 19:43:10

Hi

This is Mike, former co-worker and close friend of Dolores.

While this obituary might have left you feeling like you kids got the last word in, let it be know that your mother thought even less of you. Dolores was a delightful woman, and it broke her heart that you kids were the most rotten, uncaring, and hateful children. Throughout her life she attempted to make amends with you, but nobody ever even tried to meet her half way.

Goodbye Dolores. There are a lot of people who will miss you, and won't it be nice that you will finally get some rest from your children.

Mike

p.s. Little do you know, I got a preview of Dolores’ last will and testament .... I got all the money, you thankless bastards!!

 ;D

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Post by: Rosie125 on Thu 29 Jan 2009 20:14:20

Gladdens my heart to see such a close-knit family...

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Post by: Beergut on Fri 30 Jan 2009 03:01:33

Sometimes you wonder why people don't just say what they really mean. Then you get something like that and you wish they hadn't.