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Title: Country Songs You'll Never Hear
Post by: Hector McFreckle on Fri 16 Jan 2009 05:38:20
Country Songs You'll Never Hear

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You