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Title: Beer any one?
Post by: deutros on Wed 31 Dec 2008 17:46:53

Beer any one?



 
 A landlord's nightmare. 
A SINGLE GUY LIVED IN THIS TOWNHOUSE FOR 8 YEARS IN OGDEN UTAH  .  THE LANDLORD THOUGHT HE WAS THE BEST RENTER BECAUSE HE NEVER CALLED OR COMPLAINED AND WAS NEVER LATE ON A PAYMENT.
 

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THESE PICTURES DON'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO WHAT IT REALLY LOOKED LIKE.

CENTURY 21  REALTY HAD ALREADY MOVED SOME OF THE CANS OUT, AND THEY HAD CAVED IN THE TUNNELS THAT THE RENTER HAD MADE TO GET TO THE BEDROOM, BATHROOM, AND KITCHEN .

All this, yet you still do not see any dust, scattered clothing, or dirty dishes anywhere.

Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person. Add to this, the fact that he was concerned about his health, proven by the fact that he drank 'Light' beer.

Beer cans by the tens of thousands. Mountains of cans burying the furniture. The water and heat were shut off, apparently on purpose by the tenant, who evidently drank Coors Light beer exclusively for the eight years he lived there.

There was an estimated 70,000 beer cans in the townhouse. To accumulate that amount of cans, the resident must have consumed an average of 24 beers a day for the 8 years of his tenancy!!     

Title: Re: Beer any one?
Post by: Beergut on Wed 31 Dec 2008 17:56:31

Hey! How'd you get into my house?

Title: Re: Beer any one?
Post by: deutros on Wed 31 Dec 2008 18:02:49

I was going to ask if this was your place Beergut :D :D :D

Title: Re: Beer any one?
Post by: No_Exit on Wed 31 Dec 2008 18:24:57

yeah i can understand how that happened, i would want to hide the evidence if i drunk that much light beer too!  ;D

Title: Re: Beer any one?
Post by: kelvin1962 on Wed 31 Dec 2008 18:31:16

Best bet would be to cash them in Adelaide

70,000 @ 5cents  = $3,500   ;D

Title: Re: Beer any one?
Post by: Beergut on Thu 01 Jan 2009 05:51:30

Behind the times Kel. 10c per can now so worth about $7,000 here. Enough to pay his rent for a few years.

Kind of wish I had that many Guinness cans floating about (full of course!)

Title: Re: Beer any one?
Post by: kelvin1962 on Thu 01 Jan 2009 06:40:46

first one I looked at was 5,must of been an old batch  ;D