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Comments, Suggestions, Discussions => Live Wire! Jokes & Humor Forum => Topic started by: Hector McFreckle on Thu 05 Jun 2008 02:25:30

Title: Something to make you smile...
Post by: Hector McFreckle on Thu 05 Jun 2008 02:25:30
There I was on my way to shop at Wal-Mart. ..

Getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind . Wasn't even on
the horizon ... I was in a great mood... And then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are, alongside the road, and slowly the driver gets out of the
car.. (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to
get funny)? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ...

He was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, which one are you then?' . . . And
that's when the frickin fight started!!