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Title: Did You Know!!!!!
Post by: Jaylee on Tue 03 Jun 2008 01:12:49

-Interesting Human Body Facts





- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.


- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.


- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.



- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.


- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.


- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.


- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.


- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.


- Women blink twice as much as men.


- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.


- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!


- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.


- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.


*** You looked at your thumb..... Didn't you?

Title: Re: Did You Know!!!!!
Post by: deutros on Tue 03 Jun 2008 02:34:33

yes ;D

Title: Re: Did You Know!!!!!
Post by: Hector McFreckle on Tue 03 Jun 2008 02:52:06

This is my one...
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Some guys may want to purchase one of these:-

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or:-

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Spy Kids Full Overhead Costume Mask Big Thumb

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(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:qxgqt8KODzRNFM:http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/2674.jpg)

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Title: Re: Did You Know!!!!!
Post by: Beergut on Tue 03 Jun 2008 05:05:46

So that's why my thumb is so short....