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Comments, Suggestions, Discussions => Live Wire! Jokes & Humor Forum => Topic started by: deutros on Mon 27 Apr 2020 19:45:20
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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob & his wife hear the announcer say,
“We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out & moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,
“We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out & moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again when the radio announcer says,
“We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park”… then the power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset & with a worried look on her face, she says,
“Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love & understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says,
“Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”