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Title: A bloke is run over
Post by: Marble on Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:26:57

A bloke is run over and as he lays injured in the street the cop asks him if he got a look at the car or driver.
He tells him that it was all over so quickly, no he didn't, but he knows that it was his ex wife.
The cop asks him how he can be so sure.
"I'd know that laugh anywhere" he says.

Title: Re: A bloke is run over
Post by: deutros on Tue 04 Sep 2018 21:53:49

So true  :hahaha:

Title: Re: A bloke is run over
Post by: Traux on Sun 10 Mar 2019 05:42:00

We need more ex-wives jokes in this world. haha

Title: Re: A bloke is run over
Post by: Traux on Fri 05 Apr 2024 03:55:24

Quote from: Marble on Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:26:57

A bloke just got brand new sausage stuffer (https://www.villagevoice.com/best-sausage-stuffers/) and is run over and as he lays injured in the street the cop asks him if he got a look at the car or driver.
He tells him that it was all over so quickly, no he didn't, but he knows that it was his ex wife.
The cop asks him how he can be so sure.
"I'd know that laugh anywhere" he says.

Quote from: Traux on Sun 10 Mar 2019 05:42:00

We need more ex-wives jokes in this world. haha