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Comments, Suggestions, Discussions => Live Wire! Jokes & Humor Forum => Topic started by: deutros on Thu 03 Jan 2013 04:24:42
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in
the family
business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died,
he decided he needed a wife to share his fortune with.
One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had
ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like an ordinary guy", he said to her, "but in just a
few years my
father will die and I will inherit $200 million".
Impressed, the woman asked for this business card.
Three days later she became his stepmother.
Woman are so much better at financial planning than men!!!