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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild,
fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to
trade, especially for something of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and
all-conquering past
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but
open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual
knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.
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