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Title: Ventriloquist In NZ
Post by: dopamine on Fri 13 Nov 2009 06:41:05

   An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
 
   He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi  "G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?"
 
   The Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
 
   Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
 
   Dog: "Doin' all right."
 
   Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
 
   Ventriloquist: "Is this guy your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
 
   Dog: "Yep"
 
   Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
 
   Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
 
   Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)
 
   Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
 
   Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
 
   Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
 
   Horse: "Cool"
 
   Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
 
   Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
 
   Horse: "Yep"
 
   Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?
 
   Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me  down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the   
   elements."
 
   Kiwi: (total look of amazement)
 
   Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
 
   Kiwi shouts, in a panic: "The sheep's a liar."

Title: Re: Ventriloquist In NZ
Post by: Vtroll on Fri 13 Nov 2009 07:23:24

Baaaaaaaaaaaa ...d joke :laugh:

Title: Re: Ventriloquist In NZ
Post by: Rosie125 on Sat 14 Nov 2009 18:36:17

Oh boy, will I have some fun with ths one! :D
Thanks!