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Comments, Suggestions, Discussions => Live Wire! Jokes & Humor Forum => Topic started by: Forrykook on Tue 07 Jul 2009 19:56:16

Title: Spoonerisms
Post by: Forrykook on Tue 07 Jul 2009 19:56:16

Q) What is the difference between a circus troupe and a line-up of blondes?

A) One has an array of cunning stunts.

Title: Re: Spoonerisms
Post by: Forrykook on Tue 07 Jul 2009 19:57:48

Q) What's the difference between a nun and a sheila in the bath?

A) One has a soul full of hope.

Title: Re: Spoonerisms
Post by: Dr Keats on Wed 08 Jul 2009 01:31:21

One of my favourite books is "Friar Tuck". Although I also like "A Tale Of Two Cities"...

Not forgetting Kenny Everett's character "Cupid Stunt"...