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		Comments, Suggestions, Discussions => Live Wire! Jokes & Humor Forum => Topic started by: oldshepp on Sat 24 May 2008 02:53:18
		
			
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 A woman, in her late forties, is at home happily jumping unclothed on
 her bed.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have
 any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?'
 
 The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what
 you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says
 that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.'
 
 The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 49-year old ass?'
 
 'Your name never came up,' she replied.
 
 ;D