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Title: History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
Post by: deutros on Tue 12 Jan 2010 00:47:46

 History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word>
A history lesson.

10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" -JFK, 1963

And ... drum roll ...,,,,,..The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word ...."Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009>>

Title: Re: History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word
Post by: Vtroll on Sat 23 Jan 2010 08:40:19

f***ing funny  ;D

the number 1 could also  be " F*** Elin, not my 9 iron ...." or "F*** , how am I gonna explain crashing the car?"