Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi 
guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a very attractive 
blonde Swiss girl. The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds 
later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the train emerges from the 
tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek. 
No one speaks. 
The old lady thinks: 
The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his 
cheek. 
The blonde Swiss girl thinks: 
That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and 
fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek. 
The Kiwi thinks: 
The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to 
slap him but missed and got me instead. 
The Australian thinks: 
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again